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Hey, We’re Gwen and Katie of AccountabiliTea. Do you fear your eyes will stay permanently rolled if you see one more “I just had my first billion dollar month thanks to my trademarked luxury moon charged yoni egg practice”? Us too. And trust us, we’ve seen it from the back end. (No, not literally. Ew.) What we mean is — We’ve worked behind the scenes of multiple 7-figure businesses for coaches in the Spiritual Business Space since 2017 in pretty much all the roles (admin, sales, finance, marketing, you name it); and it’s given us a survival guide we’ve been wanting to share pretttttyyy much since then. The truth is we’re not offended by the idea of a yoni egg practice. You want to pay to learn how to do it from someone who probably read a Goop article and decided they were an expert? That’s cool. What we’re offended by is the number of people who keep setting themselves up for failure, believing the imagery blasted across the front of a brand and reading the successes without using critical thinking skills to realize it’s for them. THAT is why people want oversight boards. THAT is why people are saying there are shady practices. THAT is why people are completely leaving the industry. But it’s not *really* an industry problem.. it’s a personal problem. People will always reinvent the same ish that’s been around forever, believe it’s new or their own or unique, put their stamp on it, and try to profit. The way to get in front of it is to take accountability (ope.. there’s that word!).. for the who/what/why of what keeps attracting you to the shite so that you stop making poor decisions for yourself and start making the right ones. We get enough people to do this, we change the (yes- problematic) trends of the industry. And then not only do we avoid the annoying crystal dildo posts, we largely avoid the regurgitated “omg, what’s happening to this industry, #amiright” posts. Because those are annoying, too. For this first mini-season, you can expect us to touch on Spiritual Sisterhood, C-E-Heauxs and Pussy Worship Culture, Polarity in Relationships, Hustle/Flow, The Occult/Christian Pendulum, and much more! In fact, you can catch extra mini-sodes and tea times inside Accountabilitea Communitea on Facebook - our home base for the real discussions from YOU GUYS meant to be the safe space you dish the capital T-truth like you would your besties. Head on over to Iwantthetea.com now and give us a “sup!” We’ll also be goofing around on Tiktok with bite-sized sass at accountabiliteapodcast. Thanks for being here. Our emotions have been brewing, y’all. It’s time to spill the tea.
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AccountabiliTea

Hey, We’re Gwen and Katie of AccountabiliTea. Do you fear your eyes will stay permanently rolled if you see one more “I just had my first billion dollar month thanks to my trademarked luxury moon charged yoni egg practice”? Us too. And trust us, we’ve seen it from the back end. (No, not literally. Ew.) What we mean is — We’ve worked behind the scenes of multiple 7-figure businesses for coaches in the Spiritual Business Space since 2017 in pretty much all the roles (admin, sales, finance, marketing, you name it); and it’s given us a survival guide we’ve been wanting to share pretttttyyy much since then. The truth is we’re not offended by the idea of a yoni egg practice. You want to pay to learn how to do it from someone who probably read a Goop article and decided they were an expert? That’s cool. What we’re offended by is the number of people who keep setting themselves up for failure, believing the imagery blasted across the front of a brand and reading the successes without using critical thinking skills to realize it’s for them. THAT is why people want oversight boards. THAT is why people are saying there are shady practices. THAT is why people are completely leaving the industry. But it’s not *really* an industry problem.. it’s a personal problem. People will always reinvent the same ish that’s been around forever, believe it’s new or their own or unique, put their stamp on it, and try to profit. The way to get in front of it is to take accountability (ope.. there’s that word!).. for the who/what/why of what keeps attracting you to the shite so that you stop making poor decisions for yourself and start making the right ones. We get enough people to do this, we change the (yes- problematic) trends of the industry. And then not only do we avoid the annoying crystal dildo posts, we largely avoid the regurgitated “omg, what’s happening to this industry, #amiright” posts. Because those are annoying, too. For this first mini-season, you can expect us to touch on Spiritual Sisterhood, C-E-Heauxs and Pussy Worship Culture, Polarity in Relationships, Hustle/Flow, The Occult/Christian Pendulum, and much more! In fact, you can catch extra mini-sodes and tea times inside Accountabilitea Communitea on Facebook - our home base for the real discussions from YOU GUYS meant to be the safe space you dish the capital T-truth like you would your besties. Head on over to Iwantthetea.com now and give us a “sup!” We’ll also be goofing around on Tiktok with bite-sized sass at accountabiliteapodcast. Thanks for being here. Our emotions have been brewing, y’all. It’s time to spill the tea.
This podcast is hosted by Captivate's Logo